Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...