How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...