Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...