EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...