Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...