How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...