An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Blonde quickies 141-160
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Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity