The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.