insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...