Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...