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Indecent Exposure
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Quote on Monica
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Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
No Jobs.
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Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Long Life
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Deodorant
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