Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...