seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...