Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...