Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!