Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...