You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.