Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...