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So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
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A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
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So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
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