Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....