Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...