Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...