Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...