Lawyers and sperm
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The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...