Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...