Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...