Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...