Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...