What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...