What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...