Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.