How do you make a dead baby float?
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Undercover detective
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The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Insult Collection #12
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A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
A peculiar dress
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Comeback Lines!
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The Marriage Proposal.
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...