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|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...