Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...