Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...