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Death in the Family!
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The Doctors
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The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...