sperm
Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....