Blond medical terminology
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Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...