Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...