Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...