OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...