Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...