The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...