Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...