Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...