Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...