Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...