Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...