Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...