Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.