Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...