What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!