Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...