Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
The Yuppette had risen to executive level…
The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...