The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...